Behold the Muppie.

She wears Lululemon to Soul Cycle each morning before heading to the office of her Big Name consulting/banking/law firm, a role she started after completing her liberal arts degree at a prestigious university and moving to NY/SF/LA with two sorority sisters to replicate a lifestyle she learned about from “Sex and the City.” She spends an hour of each workday on blogs, 30 minutes online shopping, 40 minutes thinking about finding a new job and a cumulative hour considering in equal parts what she’s going to eat for lunch, her next vacation and how much her job is a waste of her talent.

#mysteelo #nycstreets #bigfoot #niceshoes  (at 39th st and park ave)

#mysteelo #nycstreets #bigfoot #niceshoes (at 39th st and park ave)

k for p almond-coconut macaroons (with lemon zest!) #newrecipe #madewithlove #WhatJewEating #passover

k for p almond-coconut macaroons (with lemon zest!) #newrecipe #madewithlove #WhatJewEating #passover

you can have your veggies and eat them too #whatjeweating #passover #madewithlove  (at Lower Merion Township)

you can have your veggies and eat them too #whatjeweating #passover #madewithlove (at Lower Merion Township)

never a complete holiday meal without brisket #meeeeeats #whatjeweating #passover #madewithlove (at Lower Merion Township)

never a complete holiday meal without brisket #meeeeeats #whatjeweating #passover #madewithlove (at Lower Merion Township)

k for p crumble #whatjeweating #nomnom #passover  (at Lower Merion Township)

k for p crumble #whatjeweating #nomnom #passover (at Lower Merion Township)

Little C’s famous farfel muffins #WhatJewEating #passover  (at Lower Merion Township)

Little C’s famous farfel muffins #WhatJewEating #passover (at Lower Merion Township)

seder table views #Passover  (at Lower Merion Township)

seder table views #Passover (at Lower Merion Township)

always a pretty sight to be seen even if through dirty windows #windowviews #philly #homesweethome  (at 30th Street Station)

always a pretty sight to be seen even if through dirty windows #windowviews #philly #homesweethome (at 30th Street Station)

new phone, new Sunday night views #nycnight #nofilter  (at East River Running Path)

new phone, new Sunday night views #nycnight #nofilter (at East River Running Path)

and Linda was her name-o. #biddiesdobingo #inittowinit #regram @ssshelly  (at Le Poisson Rouge)

and Linda was her name-o. #biddiesdobingo #inittowinit #regram @ssshelly (at Le Poisson Rouge)

I could get used to #freecoffeefridays #loyalty #wichcraft #tgif @wichcraftnyc @wichcraft  (at ‘wichcraft)

I could get used to #freecoffeefridays #loyalty #wichcraft #tgif @wichcraftnyc @wichcraft (at ‘wichcraft)

talk about #tbt. these babies are really from the archives #chillerbees #nycoedsoccer #ftw  (at Bushwick Inlet Park)

talk about #tbt. these babies are really from the archives #chillerbees #nycoedsoccer #ftw (at Bushwick Inlet Park)

about to take a #soomful of  @soomfoods for a spin #nomnom

about to take a #soomful of @soomfoods for a spin #nomnom

play #paparazzi in #TimesSquare craziness with favorite @e_FashionPolice cohost @KellyOsbourne and delish @wheatthins #PoppedWheatThins #swag #lifeoutsideofwork  (at Times Square)

play #paparazzi in #TimesSquare craziness with favorite @e_FashionPolice cohost @KellyOsbourne and delish @wheatthins #PoppedWheatThins #swag #lifeoutsideofwork (at Times Square)